The owner of a company i once worked for, asked me why i was always smiling. i explained to him that it was because of all the stand-up comedy in the world.

With bullies, i am a firm believer that the only answer is to 'Bop them on the nose and then stomp hard on their toes.' Sadly, in the 75 years that i have ridden this orb around the sun, i have not seen anything else that's as effective. Especially when the bully has a huge following of sycophants.